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-Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again.
-I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses
-There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.
-My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there
-I see your face when I'm dreaming... That's why I always wake up skreaming...
-Sex without love is an empty experience,but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
-Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-Women are like ovens: it takes time for them to get warmed up.
Men, on the other hand, are like microwaves: you push one button,
and they're ready to go!