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What the hell are you standing there for,

expecting me to help you, when I'm down myself

Waiting my saviour, my world is flooding over, there's no room for air,

I can't breathe, I would give a kingdom for one more day



I'd give - a kingdom

For one more day as a king of your world

I'd give a kingdom, for one more day



What the hell am I waiting here for,

expecting you to come and give away your life

Just for a moment of my time, have a hole where I should have a heart,

I'm made of wood, I'm falling apart,

I would give a kingdom for one more day



I'd give - a kingdom

For one more day as a king of your world

I'd give kingdom, for one more day



I'd give it all for a heart

if I was a King I would give away my kingdom

Treasures and crowns wouldn't mean a thing

If I only had her heart



Now I know I will never love you, I'm a man without a heart,

I'm not allowed to feel human feelings

I'm king of the land, I'm a ruler of seas, I'd give it away in a moment.

If I only had one moment



I'd give - a kingdom

I'd give a kingdom

I'd give a kingdom, for just one more day



I'd give it all for a heart

if I was a King I would give away my kingdom

Treasures and crowns wouldn't mean a thing

If I only had her heart



I'd give it all for a heart

if I was a King I would give away my kingdom

Treasures and crowns wouldn't mean a thing

If I only had her heart, if I only had a...



I'd give it all for a heart

if I was a King I would give away

Treasures and crowns wouldn't mean a thing

If I only had her heart, if I only had a... heart

Näin tässä kävi. Olen pahoillani, mutta asiat eivät näin voi jatkua. Mutta ainakin yritettiin. Siitä ei voi meitä syyttää.

Tulipa sellaista tietoa, et bändi olis pikkuhiljaa onnistumassa saamaan treenikämppää. Ja halpaa sellasta. Joten kohtahan pääsee jo kunnolla ottamaan ilon irti soittamisesta. Prkl että alkaa kohta aurinko paistamaan tähänkin risukasaan.

tulipa sitten saavutettua uusi netinkäytön ajansäästäminen. Viime yönä läpisin sit tännekin unissani asioita... Ehkä pitäis siirtää kone sängyn viereltä pois.

Ihmisestä se että katsoo ihmistä joka on virallisesti kuollut ja ihminen ei tunne mitään...

Hymyily on toiseksi paras asia mitä huulilla voi tehdä.

Tosi rakkaus on vähän niinkuin kummitus, kaikki puhuvat siitä, mutta harva sitä on nähnyt.

Suuri rakkaus ei unohdu koskaan. Se nalkuttaa aina.

Tee aina selvinpäin se, mitä lupaat humalassa. Opitpahan olemaan hiljaa.

Jumala loi miehen ennen naista, sillä hän ei halunnut neuvoja miehen luomisessa.

Lähes jokainen joka on lukenut historiaa hieman tavallista enemmän, tietää että silloin kuin hahmo nimeltä Jumala sotkeutuu kiistaan, ampuminen ei voi olla kaukana.

Koska ne antautuivat, emme saa tappaa niitä vaan ne pitää teloittaa.

"Kauanko sä olet ollut työttömänä?"
"Kauan."
"Se on pitkä aika PERKELE!"

Nyt sotketaan pientä päätä niin paljon joka suunnasta, että täytyy oikeasti ruveta selvittämään keneen luottaa ja missä mennään. Onko ystävä ystävä vai vihamies? Kuka lopulta paljastaa itsensä ja päämääränsä? Se selviää kyllä, kun aika koittaa.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”

“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Ja sit käyttöohjeita:
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Nyt sit ollaan jonkun aikaa sairaslomalla... Ehkä sit vihdoin tulee terveeks. PRKL tää ei vaan oo mun juttu.