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ämpärin kaste tilaisuudessa:
"tartteeks toi pullo tosiaan särkee?"
"kyllä, kyllä. se on perinne."
"no tyhjennetään se nyt ees ensin."

-The problem with most men is we're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.
-I think...therefore, I'm single.
-You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest
-When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
-All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
-A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
-When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Joku (hyvin harva) ehkä miettii miks olen tähän aikaan hereillä...
Syynä noi v**un lifestä lähtijät...
Mä haluan sen uuden kämpän ja pian... KELE!!!!

-Saska Helmikallio - Jukeboksi: Mitä siitä jos buutsit on rikki ja lääkäri huokailee...
-Fredi - Soittaja: Ravintolan nurkassa hän soittaa, elantoaan hankkia hän koittaa...
-George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone: broke a thousand hearts, before I met you, I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through...
-Apocalyptica - I'm Not Jesus: Dirty little secret, Dirty little lies, Say your prayers and comb your hair, Save your soul tonight...
-Sentenced - Cross My Heart And Hope To Die: Since your death, Everything has felt so meaningless and vain, that IÂ’ve lost the will to live
-Deep Purple - Soldier Of Fortune: I have often told you stories, About the way, I lived the life of a drifter, Waiting for the day...

-The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage
-I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
-A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man
-I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
-Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
-Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television
-It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

-Jokaisen pitää uskoa johonkin. Minä uskon että otan toisen oluen.
-Jos Barbie on niin suosittu, miksi pitää ostaa hänelle ystäviä?
-Tietokone voitti minut kerran shakissa, muttei pärjännyt tappelussa.
-Kaikilla on valokuvamuisti. Joillakin ei vain ole filmiä.
-Paras asia kirjoissa on se, että niissä on joskus mahtavia kuvia.
-Kun kuolen, haluan mennä rauhallisesti niin kuin isoisäni, nukkuen-- En kiljuen, kuten ne ihmiset hänen autossaan.
-Kerroin vaimolleni, että mies on kuin viini, paranee vanhetessaan. Seuraavana päivänä hän lukitsi minut kellariin.

Hyvillä mielin töihin... Outoo.
Mut poikkeeminen tornissa toi pirun hyvän fiiliksen...

-Every fight is a food fight when youÂ’re a cannibal.
-Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
-Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend
-Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing
-A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often
-Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
-Man has will, but woman has her way.

Mietintää... Unta nyt vai vasta päivällä...? hmm...

Iron Man loppu just ja opin tosta lopusta paljon =)