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-On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
-Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities
-Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects
-Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

-It took me a long time to realize, that women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
-There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works
-Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em
-To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

-My problem is: I don't believe in god. And he hates me for it (shark)
-Nobody is that good except me and god (shark)
-There are three things I have a real problem with. Guys that hit their wives, sexual assault on children, and the scum that deal death to kids (csi)
-It's not important what people say about us. It's only important what we know inside about ourselves (csi miami)

-Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it
-I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.
-I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
-If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” Mahatma Gandhi
-Tärkeimmät taistelut ovat ne, joita taistelemme päivittäin sielujemme hiljaisissa kammioissa.
-Konservatiivinen on ihminen joka on liian pelkuri taistellakseen ja liian lihava juostakseen.
-Ei se ole tahtovan koiran koko tappelussa, vaan koiran tahdon koko.

-Joskus pienimmät päätöset muuttavat elämääsi eniten.
-Muutoksessa ei ole mitään väärää, kunhan se tapahtuu oikeaan suuntaan.
-Ole itse se muutos, jonka haluat maailmassa nähdä.
-Joka kerta kun tajuan elämän tarkoituksen, ne muuttavat sen.

-If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.
-Luck depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
-The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
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-I never trust people's assertions, I always judge of them by their actions
-A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
-As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
-But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms ties to the political community is not a human life any longer
-When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some things
-There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
-I'm so sorry I couldn't be better father. I'm so sorry... I couldn't protect you.
-TRUST THYSELF ONLY, AND ANOTHER SHALL NOT BETRAY THEE

-Rakkaus on kuin sukkapari. Tarvitaan kaksi ja niiden pitää sopia yhteen.
-Rakkaus on vastaus. Mutta kunnes löydät vastauksen, seksi tuottaa hyviä kysymyksiä.
-Rakkaus ei saa maailmaa pyörimään, mutta se tekee kyydistä nautittavaa.
-Rakkaus: Kaksi mieltä ilman yhtäkään ajatusta.

-It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you
-Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence
-The road to finding 'the one' is paved with a bit of promiscuity
-When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

-I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
-The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid
-I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
-You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
-Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.