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-We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us
-Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream
-The times we were happy together are worth the times I cry alone
-You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
-Its hard to pretend you love someone when you don't but its harder to pretend that you don't love someone when you really do
-People think it's holding on that makes you stronger, but sometimes it's letting go

-Never take a blind date to a silent film
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
-Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane
-Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability
-Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
-Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
-Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
-Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
-You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded

-Nainen kysyy mieheltään:
- Miksi sinä oikeastaan rakastuit minuun?
- Koska minulla oli silloin hirveä nuha.
- Tomppeli! Miten se nuha muka asiaan vaikutti?
- Kyllähän sinä sen tiedät, kulta.
Silloin ei ihmisellä ole lainkaan makua

-Pieni neekeripoika kuoli ja pääsi taivaaseen.
Jumala antoi sille siivet selkään!
Poika kysyi onnellisena, olenko nyt enkeli?
Jumala vastasi: Et, olet lepakko.

- Sinäkö olet niin fantastisen rohkea?
- Pelkäänpä niin.

-Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
-It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
-If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door
-The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything
-When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

-There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
-Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
-Stress: the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

-Flirttailu: huomiota ilman aikomusta.

-Jumala loi flirttailun samaan aikaan kuin hölmöyden.

-Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again

-Yeah I flirt, IÂ’m not blind and IÂ’m not dead!

-I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

-The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

-Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway
-Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
-Today is the last day of some of your life
-It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
-From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it

-Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
-Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
-I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling
-Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"
-Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness

-You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write
-No matter how dark the night, somehow the sun rises once again and all shadows are chased away
-Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night
-If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently
-Live life so completely that when death comes to you like a thief in the night, there will be nothing left for her to steal.
-A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life
-Love is when you're kept up all night thinking of her, and then when you fall asleep, you find her in your dreams
-I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

-My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
-Silence is the last thing the world will ever hear from me!
-Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted...
-Silence is the genius of fools and one of the virtues of the wise.
-Silence will save me from being wrong, but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right.
-Be silent, or speak something worth hearing.
-Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
-In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
-Never miss a good chance to shut up