-Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
-I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress
-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
-The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
-Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
-There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice girl...like nailing jelly to a tree for example
-Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears
-Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms