-I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
-I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace
-Any time you pass by my door I'd sure appreciate it
-You certainly take a long time making your pointless.
-Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
-Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
-Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others