-If ur nice, you can call me sweet. If ur sweet you can call me honey. If ur hot you can call me tonight
-If u need space join NASA!
-gals are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
-Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
-what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh you girl's make it look better!!
-I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
-Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!