IRC-Galleria

-Just because two lips have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined
-Insanity is just anger put to good use!
-Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory
-Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
-Adam said to god "god can you make me a partener" god said it will cost you an arm and a leg! adam said, "what can i get for a rib?"
-Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
-If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
-It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious