-Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
-We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-He who teaches children learns more than they do.
-I love kids. I was a kid myself, once.
-When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.