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grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
she'd been drinking too much egg nog
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow
when we found her the Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had hoofprints on her fore head
and incriminating Clause marks on her back

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
now we're all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nel
its not christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(send them back!)

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig (ah!)
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
i've warned all our friends and neighbours
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

Niinpä niin...
Hälläpyörä siis sulkee ovensa vuoden vaihteessa. Kiinteistön omistaja vaihtuu, eikä varmaa ole pystyykö samassa paikassa jatkamaan toimintaa. Eli nähtäväksi jää milloin ja missä toiminta tulee jatkumaan, mutta nyt jonkin aikaa kyseistä baaria ja karaokea ei ole.
Että näin.

Old McDonald had a farm, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh. And on this farm he shot some guys. Ba-da-bip, ba-da-bing, bang-boom.

Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny.

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs.

I laugh in the face of danger, then I run and hide until it goes away.

Ballerina? Well, you sure are my nutcracker.

Oh, my God. I care so little, I almost passed out.

Women: You can't live with them, can't leave 'em on the curb when you're done with them.

Rakastaa / Ei Rakasta

Taas kaivan hautaa iloilleni,
vedän hirteen suruni
ei mitään tunteita,
ei mitään heikkouksia

Aikani katson kuinka
kärpänen tekee luonnollista kuolemaa
jaksa en odottaa
tahdon sen musertaa

Mietin miksi päässäni joka aamunkoi
kuolinkellot soi, kuolinkellot soi
Mietin mikä vaivaa kun en päättää voi:
rakastaa vai ei rakasta

Vaan vielä miehen sydän lyö
hakkaa se koditon vaikka on
lyöty tainnoksiin
se onneton

Mietin kuinka ottamatta olla
voisin lääkettä, jota tyrkytän
itselleni,
pääni sillä myrkytän

On kaunis kukka kuollut, se on
haudattu kallioiden alle,
Hornan syöverin pohjan alle!


Kielletyn Puun Hedelmä

Mies rakastui, lankesi naiseen,
rakastui Jumalan kaltaiseen
ja mieheen moiseen, vaivalloiseen
rakastui nainen, poloiseen

Eikä tästä karusta elämästä
mitään saanut, Taivaan Isästä
apua anoi, vaan minkä mahtoi
Jumala sanoi mitä tahtoi:

"Lohtua saat sitten vasta
kun selviydyt ensin Saatanasta!"

Ota tästä, maista
kielletyn puun jumalaista
hedelmää, se vie sut vaan onnelaan
jos maistat hedelmää tämän puun,
niin et tahdo enää maistaa hedelmiä muista
Paratiisin puista

Nukkuvan naisensa luomien alle
mies tahtoi, mutta taivasalle
joutui, siellä Piru lymyää,
heikolle hymyää, valittavalle

se tarjoaa käärmeisen vuoteen,
käteen lykkää tuiman tuopin
Tuonelan vettä, matoista mettä, sen
tarjoaa Piru ja toteaa että:

"Selkäranka uroossa maatuu,
kaadut kuten mies kaatuu!"


Tuonen Joutsen

Asuu lattialla
tuhkaa, luita, halla
valokuvia menneestä
pieleen menneestä

Parta taas ajamatta
hiukset on kampaamatta
ja kun hämärtyy
musta varjo lähestyy

Tuonen joutsen!

Vaimo soittaa, älä vastaa
vaimo soittaa ainoastaan
jakaakseen tavaroitamme
omiakseen kakaroitamme

alusvaatemainoksista
naista etsin vaimoksi ja
vedän verhoja, lukitsen ovia
aseeseeni etsin kovia

Tuonen joutsen!


I Drink Alone

I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser
That's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me
Is my dear Old Grand-Dad
And we drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

Ja kun on raskas työ, se vaatii raskaat huvit.
"Ei me mitään bileitä pietä. Me juodaa vaa viinaa."

Tulipahan saatua selvyys moneen asiaan, varsinkin laihtumispuoleen.

Näin alkaa uusi elämä diabeteksen kanssa.

Älkääkä ihmetelkö jos meikäläistä ei tänään päivällä saa kiinni, sairaala kutsuu tähän väliin.

Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

I'm so far down

Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking (thinking)

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe

I can't find the rhyme in all my reason
Lost sense of time and all seasons
Feel I've been beaten down
By the words of men who have no grounds
Can't sleep beneath the trees of wisdom
When your ax has cut the roots that feed them
Forked tongues in bitter mouths
Can drive a man to bleed from inside out

What if you did?
What if you lied?
What if I avenge?
What if eye for an eye?

I've seen the wicked fruit of your vine
Destroy the man who lacks a strong mind
Human pride sings a vengeful song
Inspired by the times you've been walked on
My stage is shared by many millions
Who lift their hands up high because they feel this
We are one We are strong
The more you hold us down the more we press on

What if you did?
What if you lied?
What if I avenge?
What if eye for an eye?

[Guitar Break]

I know I can't hold the hate inside my mind
'Cause what consumes your thoughts controls your life
So I'll just ask a question
A lonely simple question
I'll just ask one question
What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if you did?
What if you lied?
What if I avenge?
What if eye for an eye?

What if your words could be judged like a crime?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

What if? What if?
What if? What if?
What If I?

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