"The garbage man is here."
"Well, tell him we don't want any."
"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Your Excellency, haven't we seen each other somewhere before?"
"I don't think so, I'm not sure I'm seeing you now... must be something I ate."
"We three would make an ideal couple!"
"I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream."
"Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech."
"Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!"
The Marx Brothers
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